Viking and I were invited to a BBQ with all of our dart friends. I told viking to call the hostess and find out what they want me to bring.
Her answer was....."surprise me". I SUCK at cooking!!! But i know i can bake
I decide to make brownies...............just regular brownies........nothing fancy and not chemically altered. Just regular ole chocolate brownies.
I get up around 9am....smoke a couple of cigs to get my eyes open, then i begin to make the brownies. I have nooooooooooooo idea how many people will be there, so i just make 2 batches.
Around 2:15pm we are ready, finally, to leave for the party. I get into viking's car and place the brownies on the back seat. Most of the rest of the story is us talking. V = viking........O = Olivia
V: Strap yerself in hon, it's a long drive.
O: HUH? whatdeya mean?
V: 77 miles away......about 1 1/2 hours
O: WHAT??????
we get on the PA turnpike.......major highway.
O: this can't be right
V: this is what "samantha" said to do
(samantha is a GPS system)
we cross over onto the New Jersey turnpike.
O: something is not right hon. Hostess 1 works at the bar....why would she drive 77 miles each way? She'd be using more money in gas than she would make.
V: Samantha says this way.
O: Hostess 2 comes to philly 3 or 4 nights a week for darts.....this ain't right.
Call them....see if we are going correctly.
V: I'm following samantha
O: wouldn't it be a riot if we got there and it's wrong and have to drive all the way back........(giggles)
We pass the exit for the Holland Tunnel. (going to NY city)
We pass the Newark Airport. (NOT GOOD)
Samantha says......in 300 feet turn left onto South Central Avenue.
Samantha says......in 100 feet, you are there.
O: HUH???????? there? where is "there"?
I look around and alot of the buildings are boarded up. We are in EAST ORANGE, New Jersey. NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE.
O: honey, what address did you put into that thing? Did you use the zip code?
V: yeah, i did!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
He shows me the address he put in the GPS and it's the right address.
O: How did we end up in EAST FUCKING ORANGE, NJ??????
v: how the fuck should i know.
O: laffs out loud. Hon, get me outta here, ok??? I heard people died in this part of the world
V: i dont' know where to go
O: (laffs) ask samantha
V puts in the address again
Samantha: in 200feet make a left onto South Hickcock avenue. Your destination is in 89.9 miles.
O: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
V: jesus christ
O: wanna call them and see if we've got the right address
V: no, samantha says to go this way
O: samantha put us in EAST FUCKING ORANGE, NJ
V: shut up hon
O: laffs
we drive allllllllllll the way back.
O: hon? can we stop at our home?
V: why?
O: to stay there!!!!
V: nope, goin to the party
O: ya sure?
V: yeah, samantha says it's this way.
We finally get to the BBQ around 6:30pm. Saving point? yeah, everyone loved the story
Viking & Livvie's 4th of July -
07-09-2008, 02:43 AM
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